Slowpoke is a minor character who appears in the episode "A Ship at Sea". He was voiced by Miguel Fernandez.

He is first seen outside of Lana's house where he breaks the fourth wall by asking the audience "sup, bitches?". He appears again later on when a Sharpedo bites his tail, causing Slowpoke to let him know that his tail was actually his phallus. Both Slowpoke and Sharpedo don't appear again until the end of the episode (with Shapredo still biting Slowpoke's "tail") where the Narrator expresses disgust for what they where doing.